i am jack's first blooming flower of the summer

i am jack's start of a new thing to do. this is the start of the new blog. after friendsterblog, youthmalaysia, and now, the common thing, blogspot. hmmm... i don't know if its a good decision, but it appeals to me. hopefully i'll start to blog good stuff that appeals to myself! hmm.. ok, here's for the first blog. ME.

HEM: a mysterious dark creature that lives on the trees of ailanthus althissima. with dark brown complexion and sharp (but lazy) eyes, it moves slowly, crawling with minimum sound made while moving. it can be spotted in temperate climates rather than the tropics. but recently it has been spotted running around naked on the west coast of madagascar. Hems are soft and sensitive creatures. they shy away from the unknown territories but they tend to get aggressive when attacked. they love good company and friendly when approached. they feed on healthy food and dislike food that are too raw. they love to eat chicken, and that is the only non-vege product that they consume. a Hem can consume up to 3000 calories worth of food. this explains the tummy it carries once it reaches puberty. most Hems are caring and love babies.

A Hem can run very fast and is known to be a very active creature. it also likes to do unpredictable things when least expected. it hunts for its prey, hidden and being extremely silent, close to muting itself. hem can also be rough at times, as hem can get its period or mood swings, whether its a male Hem or a female Hem. hem is known to be prone to get homesick when away from its habitat for to long. often most Hems suffer homesickness and usually craves to go back home. a hem is also known to be bad in math. sigh!

Being small sized, a Hem is always mistaken to being taken as a pig. but mind you, pigs don't smell like Hem and most Hems are technically smarter than pigs and this has been scientifically proven by louis pasteur, famous organic chemist of the 19th century. Hem is also easily intimidated but tend to be patient until its button is really pushed. most Hems can stay awake for more than 3 days continuously.

A hem is also very blah blah blah blah blah oh stop it! enough of self proclamations, now its time for real blogs.. oh well... will blog real blogs, real soon. so wait for me to do so, people! hehe. have a nice day!! i am jack's sleepy pig.