i am jack's singapore island

"ahoy captain jack sparrow, let's go singapore! that's where sao feng is residing, is he not?". heh. stories. how if singapore suddenly sinks?(including the other 63 tiny uninhabited islands around it, just to make it sound juicier) chaos, chaos, chaos, my brother, chaos. not only for them residents of singapore, but also to neighboring countries and countries affiliated to it. ok, lets start assuming what might happen, with some added "preservatives", just to add a better taste to my story here. or else its gonna be a bore. lets exaggerate this thing, okay? point number one, singapore sinks. residents of singapore have no immediate place to stay. so, they'll be swimming to the neighboring country, presumably malaysia, rival country in everything! hehe. next, malaysian government will, of course, accept them. as we know, malaysia's a wonderful country. upon arriving, singaporeans (might) get PR. ahah! isnt that interesting? now, now... where's the boat heading to? its heading to where it should head to of course!

kiasu-ism among malaysians would sporadically spread. malaysians will compare each other in everything, and try to beat their opponents in every way, or will they not? by this, of course, there should be some remarkable upgrades economy-wise. yeah, more competitive. malaysian technology(not AYO technology for gods sake!), said to be 50 years behind japan, might be cut down to errr.... 20 years behind, maybe? hehe... and maybe malaysians will start appreciating their land more, like singaporeans. maybe we can see people finally coming to senses about not keeping their unused land and instead do something about it. plantation-wise, singaporeans might be interested in doing nothing as they are not that good in it anyway. erm... did i say something wrong?

chewing gums will be most probably be banned after some long debates in the parliaments with singaporeans dictating this topic. hurmm... without chewies, most ex smokers might get back to fags and that wont do much help on preventing 'tak-nak' to smoke. and of course, wrigley's company will lose some big amount of money as their manufactured goods are banned in malaysia.

apart from that, the famous usage of "lah" will get more popular among malaysians that its gonna be in our country's dictionary too, just like theirs. heh, it'll be fun i guess, let's use it, lah! and start 'hor'ring.( but u see hor, this is how singaporeans talk. donkey style? haha) and let's start speaking like phua chu kang. (as a matter of fact, i love phua chu kang, he's da man!) he made our life merrier and made us less reliant to us shows that took away our lives (at least mine, being a couch potato wasn't my idea until fresh prince of bel air,home improvement, mcgywer, etc old shows took away part of my life followed by dawson's creek, x-files and smallville etc further harmed my easy-to-be-influenced and enthusiastic little brain.

besides that, singaporeans might get some malaysian influence too. after all, they are all human beings too, right? they might change their preception on late marriages and greed to get rich bride or bridegroom. and they might learn to drive like malaysians too (remember our proud record of one of the highest accident records in the world? nice). they might be even willing to support malaysians on mat rempits and pick up the art of vandalization. heh, aren't those things part of malaysian lives, after they said lat's kampung boy is too lame. heh, wtf?

but come to think hor....(shit i might pick up singlish), singaporeans are so good, do they really want to stay in malaysia after all? they would probably end up building an entire whole artificial island to live in instead to beg for malaysian's mercy for a place to stay. they are so good that they might be able to do it in a matter of years. and get back tops.heh.

so where we at? Nothing much to say, really. singapore is the best… (for being biased) but malaysia’s the best! Hahaha joking…